Quote-unQuote

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Monday, March 31, 2014

Words & Wisdom Of Blaise Pascal

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Blaise Pascal























Four kinds of persons: zeal without knowledge; knowledge without zeal;
neither knowledge nor zeal; both zeal and knowledge.

Imagination magnifies small objects with fantastic exaggeration until
they fill our soul, and with bold insolence cuts down great things
to its own size, as when speaking of God.

Curiosity is only vanity. We usually only want to know something
so that we can talk about it.

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when
they do it from religious conviction.

All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability
to sit quietly in a room alone.

Lust is the source of all our actions, and humanity.

What a Chimera is man! What a novelty, a monster, a chaos,
a contradiction, a prodigy!  Judge of all things,
an imbecile worm; depository of truth,
sewer of error and doubt;
the glory and refuse
of the universe.

************

All of the above  are from Pensees,
Pascal's 17th century book about 
his philosophical thought.

But what is below is a "quote" from
what Blaise Pascal is most famous for:




It
is indeed
a colorful segment
of the Pascal Triangle

Every number in view is the sum
of the two numbers directly
above but it goes on
and on and on..... 






Below,  we have THE FIRST TWELVE CHAPTERS ROWS
                                 (PLUS THE INTRODUCTORY  ROW)
                                        OF WHAT MADE MR. PASCAL
                                                                  A HOUSEHOLD        
                                                                                  NAME



    




















If the name of Blaise Pascal is not in your house, something 
he invented probably is.

If you can count all the patterns in the Pascal Triangle,
give my regards to Mr. & Mrs. Infinity.
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OWE-ragami Triangle

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Slated for the guillotine
before debt became
obscene

Digits subjected
to censorship

With scissors I went
snip snip snip

BUT...



Fret not, dear reader, for Mr. CarPeo
when the balance equaled zero
what was Wells Fargo
is now Far Gone

A-Visa-decci 
**********
******
***
*

People change things
that no longer
give them
thanks

And sometimes some people
have to–or want to–  
change banks
!!!!!!!!!!

To phrase it in words
that are...oh so fair...

This can be as easy as
changing underwear

Or much harder than
chinese algebra–
be it near
or far

Seriously, if truly the latter
is a very serious matter
a person may cry
owe-rage-am-i
!!!!!!!!!!


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Footnotes
The OWE-RAGAMI TRIANGLE poem is the copyrighted property
of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.

A less whimsical triangle is the subject of the next page. 

That page is completely devoid of malaise.
It is the words & wisdom of an LCSoL
Godfather named Blaise.
∆ ∆ ∆ ∆ ∆


The first hyperlink on this page is a copyrighted song by Tom Waits.
The CarPeos could not recommend "Barber Shop" more highly!

Mrs. CarPeo recommends this page for serious fans of oragami.
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Sunday, March 30, 2014

Jackie Robinson w/Pure DAILY BEAST Text

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Playing Pinochle and Breaking Barriers 

With Jackie Robinson

 written by Evan Weiner

 

Wally Triplett accompanied the major league’s first black player on trips

 to the most racist city in the league before making history on his own 

 in  pro football.

 

Triplett would become 
the first Negro drafted 
by a team, the Detroit
Lions, to make an 
NFL roster
in 1949.










Two weeks after opening day, Major League Baseball will hold its annual
Jackie Robinson day celebration, the 67 years after he broke the color barrier.

There are very few people still around from 1947 who can talk about Robinson
and the second player to have broken the color barrier, Larry Doby.

But Wally Triplett knew both and struck up a friendship with Robinson and Doby
that historic year.

Triplett was a chauffeur, confidant, card-playing buddy of Robinson
and made sure Jackie always got a home cooked meal when Robinson
played in Philadelphia when Brooklyn played the Phillies...

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Footnote
Photo credits: (Jackie Robinson) Hulton Archive/Getty;  (Wally Triplett) Leon Galip/Getty
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Photo For Mrs. CarPeo

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If this aint Applied Geometry then let's throw that term 
out of the dictionary. (But you can call it a Fairy Iris.)
-Petey Pythagoras Jr.
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STREET ART UTOPIA (#6)

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This is not an optical illusion... it is from Street ArtUtopia...









































...and so is this...





Street Art by
BE FREE
(Australia)











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Footnotes
Unfortunately, at this time, we do not know the name of the underpass artist. 

The next Street Art page is here. 
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Quote Of The Day

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       ...IF YOU THINK THAT UNEDUCATED PEOPLE ARE STUPID...
THEN YOU HAVE NEVER REALLY LISTENED TO EDUCATED PEOPLE.
Marcel DuTramp
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Friday, March 28, 2014

"Objects Of Our Time"

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Simple & Elegant
is what be
this screenprinted
life-giving battery

The artist who created the image is Michael Craig Martin 











Objects of our Time:
Long-Life Battery, 2014

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Be they thin or thick...
May all your preferred 
memories stick.

But ask a scientist,
priest or minister:
Why does the connector
look so sinister?

More of Michael Craig Martin's screenprints can be seen  here.












Objects of our Time:
Memory Stick, 2014













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Footnotes
The title of the italicized poetry is WHILE MRS. CARPEO SLEEPS.

It will be copyrighted within minutes of her awakening.

However,  usage of the poetry can bearranged
by contacting this website.

To avoid ending this page with legalistic lingo,
I will leave with a miniaturized visual poem
of Irish-born artist Michael Craig Martin.
The title is  ©Milk Carton, 2014

 


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Comment Commences A Busty Ballet Lowry "Story"

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We received a comment regarding the L. S. Lowry images.

I would like to read the story he illustrates,
He the busy doings of his history town
His own vision of his history
Keane faces better from afar


The GoodFather research team of "We, Ourselves, & Us"–
after extensive googling  of .142857 seconds duration– 
sought and then did find the following:
















Ninette de Valois and the Story of The Royal Ballet 


















The GoodFather curiosity team of "Cudityby, Shuditiby & Maybe"–
pondered the possibility that the featured ballerina
is named Bustiana.

After extensive googling of .857142 seconds duration,
it was determined that the name of the
terpsichorean cutie–according to the LEFT BANKE–
is Pretty Ballerina.

The sum total of the googling (.999999 seconds)
concluded with these words from the BANKE:

Just close your eyes and she'll be there.
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Thursday, March 27, 2014

Huckleberry Finn Through The Looking Glass

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The image below is the back cover of
Mark Twain's ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN,
as seen through the looking glass.

Please do not be alarmed by my hollow eye
but note where my finger is pointing.

Robert G. O'Meally, who wrote the introduction, 
is Zora Neale Professor of Literature
at Columbia University.

The introduction is eminently quotable and warrants an apology to Professor O'Meally.

Below the photograph, you will read only the words of Ralph Ellison.
He is the author of  Invisible Man, a resoundingly important novel
published in 1952.

However, the quote is from one of Mr. Ellison's essays.
It prefaces Professor O'Meally's introduction
to Huckleberry Finn.

Without the presence of blacks, [Huckleberry Finn] could not have been written.
No Huck and Jim. No American novel as we know it.

For not only is the black man a co-creator of the language that Mark Twain
raised to literary eloquence, but Jim's condition as American and Huck's 
commitment to freedom are at the moral center of the novel.

–Ralph Ellison, "What America Would Be Like Without Blacks," in
The Collected Essays of Ralph Ellison

The next Mark Twain page is here. 
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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Smoky Caroloke

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You can listen to the classic version of
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
by the PLATTERS




But on Monday night,
except for a room full
of 64 year-old teenagers,
only one person could
hear me sing it.

She listened through
her cellphone.

I dedicated the song
to her.


And then she wrote...




Missing Monday entry
From the GoodFather
But a song was sung
That reached my heart
Like no other one

Smoke from him,
Song from him,
Sing of the slow
missing clear sight
Snow and smoke

Months of Mondays
Due to sightlessness
Insight into Mrs. Carpeo
Celebrated in a logo
Paul gets in my eyes
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FrauLine Hankenthaler @ The MAM

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Parallelism is one of the current exhibits at the MathArt Museum (MAM).
One of the featured paintings–by a legendary
Abstract Subtractionist–is presented below:   






FrauLine Hankenthaler
Freckled Ho'zontal Ladder
(2014)















Come see the ladder, please
Come taste the chadder cheese

Come see all that is parallel
Come see, touch, taste & smell


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Footnote
The MAM is an affiliate of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.
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Cheerio For L.S. Lowry

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L. S. Lowry is one of the most revered British artists
because of his numerous paintings and pencil drawings
that depict the atmosphere of the industrial areas
of Manchester and Salford, England
after World War II.

I am grateful to David, a blogger from the United Kingdom,
for the highlighted paragraph.

I am grateful to Mrs. CarPeo for enhancing my appreciation
of artists who are not "world famous."

I wish I was one of the winning Sotheby bidders...who now own
L.S. Lowry paintings.

According to today's Art Daily:
Lowry's iconic works fetch  total of $25.1 million at Sotheby's  



L.S. Lowry is an artist
I knew diddly about
until Mrs. CarPeo
enlightened me.

That is something
she only does on days 
that end in y














Britain At Play
(1943)



















Coming From The Mill
(1930) 



















Piccadilly Circus
(1960)








 






A Father & Two Sons
(1950)







There is more art by L.S. Lowry here.

Also, a previous page about Mr. Lowry is here
and his next page is there.
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Tuesday, March 25, 2014

AFFAIR OF THE YEAR For Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald

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The address of the Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald Museum
is approximately the same as the destination of the
steamer trunks upon which sits Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald.









































Contrary to what it says on the upper trunk, the year of the photo was not 1953.
Zelda died in 1948. Scott Fitzgerald died in 1940.

Contrary to what it says on the lower trunk, Zelda never married F. S. Fritzgerald.
She married F. Scott Fitzgerald on April 3, 1920–eight days after the publication
of his first novel, This Side Of Paradise.

The names Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald are only important if you breathe.

If you attend the AFFAIR OF THE YEAR at the Fitzgerald Museum,
you are guaranteed to have a splendid time. 

The photograph was taken in 1931.

The next Fitzgerald page is here.
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Sunday, March 23, 2014

A Hibiscus For Mrs. CarPeo

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From 90803 to 10536
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Exponential Gratitude

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The googol is a number
equal to 1 followed by
100 zeroes.

I mention it here
for exactly one
reason.

The googol is equal
to the measure of my
gratitude to the woman
whose imprint is–
visibly or invisibly–

on each of the 1, 417
Good/GodFather
pages preceeding
this one.

And then some...

 


  



But you can call her
Mrs. CarPeo




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The Origin of Negative Advertising

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In 1866, Mark Twain promoted his very first lecture, whose success is impossible to measure, 
with his own words on a handbill circulated throughout San Francisco. 
No words of mine can provide details better than this hyperlink.  



A SPLENDID ORCHESTRA
Is in town, but has not been engaged.
 

Also,
    
A DEN OF FEROCIOUS WILD BEASTS
Will be on exhibition in the next Block.
 


MAGNIFICENT FIREWORKS
Were in contemplation for this occasion,
but the idea has been abandoned.
 


A GRAND TORCHLIGHT PROCESSION
May be expected; in fact, the public 

are privileged to expect whatever they please.

➨ The doors open at 7 o'clock.
The trouble begins at 8 o'clock.

The next Mark Twain page is here.  

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Saturday, March 22, 2014

STREET ART UTOPIA (#5.5): Art Is...

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Art is nature's publicity agent.

Sometimes, art needs nothing more than a girl with a watering can.







Natalia Rak

Bialystok, Poland















Sometimes, "street art"
is a very, very, very
vertical thing.

The next Street Art
 page is here.






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Friday, March 21, 2014

Three Powells: Dawn, Phyllis & Mabel

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The last photograph of the three sisters:
Dawn Powell, Phyllis Cook,
and Mabel Pocock (≈1945)
Collection Tim Page





Blame the re-photographer
for this white spot.

But don't blame Hollywood
for not making a Dawn Powell biopic:
blame Ruth Gordon for dying.

Ruth could have won
the Academy Award
she should have gotten
for Harold & Maude.




The next Dawn Powell page is here.
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Pure Dawn Powell: THE WICKED PAVILION

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She said this as if the Baron was a wool hat she'd given away
not knowing a blizzard was coming.

From Elsie, Jerry got the general impression that the best
Bostonians rattled their family skeletons at each other
as proudly as Texans flashed their jumbo diamonds.
She concluded that Elsie's whimsicalities 
were proof that the Hookleys 
were gloriously rich.

 DAWN POWELL
THE WICKED PAVILION 


















see next page

  
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Thursday, March 20, 2014

My Godfather's Disclaimer

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Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

a/k/a


Lewis Carroll


as the latter, he wrote 
Alice in Wonderland


 



In 1890,when he received letters addressed to 
‘CL Dodgson’  talking about Lewis Carroll 
he returned them with a notice...
called the Stranger Circular.
 

This notice, written from Christ Church College 
at the University of Oxford, said: 

“Mr Dodgson . . . neither claims nor 
acknowledges any connection with 
any pseudonym or with any book 
not published under his own name.”

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Comic Relief w/ CarPeo Enhancers (CR #410)

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SHOE ©







The only lie you have to believe is that
people always tell the truth.

Without the lie, the truth would have
no place to hide.


©CarPeo Inc.
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Comic Relief w/ CarPeo Disclaimer (CR #409)

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Chipotle manufacturers
could make the
same claim.









Harry Bliss ©










The biggest problem with marajuana is not knowing when to quit.
The problem is compounded by popular culture and legislation
encouraging the exact opposite. 


©CarPeo Inc.  ____________________________________________________________________________________


Dawn Powell, E.M. Forster, & Oscar Wilde...

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The least a wealthy young man buying his way into a firm
can do for his less fortunate co-workers is to be dumb.
Dawn Powell









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All men are equal–all men, that is,
who possess umbrellas.
E.M. Forster







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All art is at once surface and symbol.
Those who go beneath the surface
do so at their peril.
Oscar Wilde








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The next Dawn Powell page is here.
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Leftover & Undivided

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Leftovers...
were given a makeover the day Tupperware was born.


Complete undivided attention...
died the day texting was born.
........................


I began this day separating the wit from the chaff.

I had just spent two hours looking at quotes from  
Dawn Powell, E.M. Forster, & Oscar Wilde...
then I said...(in pure modern speak)... 
What about me?

Anyone reacting to these two quotes with
There is no acknowledgement of the source 
is flattering the bejesus out of Paul Oliverio.
Both quotes originated between his two ears.

Both quotes are copyrighted.
But enough about me.   
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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Vincent, Sister Wendy & The Designer

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The Starry Night
When Van Gogh 
looks at the night sky,
he does not see it as we do, 
still & silent.
 
He sees it swirling around  
in bright movement, 
like a giant firework.

Even the cypress trees
are seen as great 
leaping flames...

Everything is alive, 
almost frighteningly alive.
Only the power of the artist 
holds it all together for us.

Sister Wendy
My Favorite Things


Wendy Beckett is British.
She is also a nun and an art critic.
She has narrated six documentaries
for BBC (and/or PBS), including
The History of Painting.

If you and a good neighbor counted
all your fingers and toes, the two
of you would approximate
how many art books
she has written.

Many of her books are about her "Boss,"
who  coincidentally happens to be
the most influential  and inspirational
man in the history of European culture.
His name is Jesus Christ.

MY FAVORITE THINGS,
published by  1999, is not
one of those  books

 



You may or may not recognize
the titles of the art featured
in this book.

However, regardless of your CQ
(Culture Quotient) you will be
able  to thoroughly appreciate
seventy-five reproductions
in full color, thanks to the
commentary by a nun
who lives in a
monastery.

In 1998, MY FAVORITE THINGS
was submitted to Abrams Books.

It included a portrait of Wendy
holding a blank picture frame.



A name familiar to the
GoodFather of Math
filled in the blanks.
 
             
Sister Wendy is also known
as The Art Nun.

The designer of this book is
also known as Mrs. CarPeo.

MY FAVORITE THINGS
will be returned  to
my favorite library
when Mrs. CarPeo
approves this page. 

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Footnote
The soundtrack for this page, hyperlinked to The Starry Night and my favorite library,
is  Don McLean's "Starry, Starry Night" and John Coltrane's "My Favorite Things."
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R.I.P LOL (Comic Relief #405)

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Cause of Death:
Vanity Deficiency












© Harry Bliss

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Monday, March 17, 2014

April Fool's Joke On St. Patrick's Day

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This is Jarba O'Hut
in a five-year-old
baseball uniform.

He was a utility infielder
for a semi-pro team,
the Fishnet Christians.

In the 2009 season,
he batted three times.

Each at-bat was
an intentional walk.

Each time, "JarbaWoky"
walked to first base
backwards.






...According to the Oregano News Organization.

As reported by O.N.O. sports columnist,
Jess B. Guphen.


On this day, Mr. Guphen
wishes HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
to everyone who reads 
his weakly column.  
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Sunday, March 16, 2014

FOX SPORTS NEWS Verbatim

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My dad would have led baseball to break color barrier

 

 

 

 

 

Julia Ruth Stevens says her father, Babe Ruth, would have led baseball to break the color barrier

 

long before it happened in 1947 with Jackie Robinson, had Ruth had the chance to become manager. 

It's long been known Ruth had wanted to become a manager of a baseball team since he retired in 1935, but it's long been considered that Ruth's raucous lifestyle kept him from the managerial role. 

But Stevens, 97, maintains it was MLB's fear that Ruth would have brought in black players that kept him from ever obtaining that position, she told The New York Times.

"Daddy would have had blacks on his team, definitely," Stevens told the Times' Peter Kerasotis. 

Ruth "was known to frequent New York City's Cotton Club and befriended black athletes and celebrities," the Times article stated. 

"He once brought Bill Robinson, a tap-dancer and actor known as Bojangles,  into the Yankees' club-
house." Robinson also was with Ruth during the 1932 World Series in Chicago, and at the game
when Ruth was said to have called his home run. 

When Ruth died in August 1948, Robinson was an honorary pallbearer.

Stevens also recalled her father speaking highly of Hall of Fame pitcher Satchel Paige,
who wasn't allowed in the major leagues until he was 42.
"Daddy thought Satchel Paige was great,"
she told the Times. 

 
 

 

 

 

 Julia Ruth Stevens

March 10, 2014

in Florida

 

(Eddie Michels/Photo)







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Footnote
Top photo: Babe Ruth with daughters, Dorothy (on lap) and Julia.
No further information available at this time.
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This Is Not Brad Pitt

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This is not a pipe


It is an image of a pipe





Rene Magritte         
The Treachery of Images




                    And... 










This is not Brad Pitt




It is Herman Rorschach










                     But...
This is a Rorschach Hoodie





Modeled by Cheshi the Cat








Designed by
Mr. & Mrs.
©arPeo




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