She Said, He Said (He/She #2) ©

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"I am not finger painting. This is my Blackberry. Finger painting is what children do.
 A Blackberry is not a child's toy."

"I am so sorry for mistaking your self-absorption for child's play. You are indeed
 an adult. I apologize again. You were not finger painting, you were finger poking."
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 Footnote
 The genders of the title may be reversed or equalized, according to taste.
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