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Michaelangelo Pistoletto
Quadro Pranzo
The museum docent translated Quadro Panzo into English:
"Area of a Circle," said Pete Thagrus.
"Not true," exclaimed Litra Lee, the art critic,
"It means Framework Lunch!"
"I'm sorry, sir, but Pistoletto solicits the passion of a viewer,
not a critic. As a passionate observer of MATH art,"
said the docent, "What I see in the middle of this sculpture
is the pi symbol."
"Of course," said the art critic, "people eat pie with their lunch."
"That is true, of course, and a valid observation but pi–
without the e–has no calories. It looks like this: π
It is the ratio of distance around a circle to the distance
across a circle."
"Continue, please."
"The π symbol is flanked by two rectangular squares."
"Isn't 'rectangular squares' a redundancy."
"Yes, it is. Therefore, we abbreviate it r-square..."
"Don't tell me. Together, the symbols represent π r-squared"
"Exactly! Because the r morphs into the symbol
for the radius thingy and the resultant effect
of this MATH art is a formula:
"But Ms. Lee, you are free to interpret Pistoletto's sculpture
as Framework Lunch...For inspiring this dialog,
The MATH Art Museum has a gift for you."
"Is it a free pass to the museum?"
"No. This laminated document is the history
of the GodFather of Math."
"Thank you very much, Mr. Thagrus.
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Footnotes
The Lewis Carroll School of Logic will be eternally grateful if Litra Lee shares
the laminated document with a docent–or art critic– at a museum in Manhattan.
Thank you, MAM!
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I would like to thank the academy…
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ReplyDelete...And the Mirthematics Academy thanks you for thanking us.
DeleteWhat is pi squared 11 monthes, 1 week?
ReplyDeleteIt is equal to the area of my heart.
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