Your Magesty's Request

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He convened the finest minds of her gender,
giving each possessor of said mind an index card
and a black Sharpie.



Of your magestic, monumental mentality
I request an answer:
If possible, how can a man's haircut
cause an earthquake?


Three of the magestics had the same response, more or less:

We do not reveal gender secrets nor gender oddities.


But three individual answers were noted:

Earthquakes can be set off by virtually anything.

For a single, simple gesture to set off an earthquake,
it is best to examine the tectonic plates inside her head.

The haircut is merely a catalyst, there must be a deeper issue
that is causing the earth to shift vibrantly.

He got down on his knees and prayed.
He prayed for one and only one thing:
Instant and multiplicative hair growth.
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