Thus Spake Willie Inardz

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Woids is what communicashun is all about. 
You can't describe pickshurs without 'em and you need woids
 to 'splain body langwidge. You cannot talk about numbaz 
without using woids. 

But all of the woids below will be spelt the right way...
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God gave man religion because he did not need it for himself. 
He gave woman everything else.
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If you bury too many hatchets, you can grow a garden of razor blades.
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Fatigue is the just dessert after the bouillabaise of accomplishment.
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Copyright is my middle name.
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Unrequited love is the service entrance to a woman's heart.
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9/11 is the only day in history to be remembered as a fraction. 
The next day–entirely due to embarrassment–God moved 
to the backseat  and let Godette do the driving.
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Anal retentive is an adult way of calling someone an asshole.


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Footnotes
THUS SPAKE WILLIE INARDZ is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.

The title is corrupted from Frederich Nietzsche.

I dedicate this page  to James Rath,  Jack McCarthy, Jude King,
Richard Smith, Sandra Dijkstra, Queensborough Community College,
and a Long Island Expressway overpass.

I apologize to Dr. Sweetheart for excluding him from last night's dinner.
But Mr. & Mrs. CarPeo wish Robby Ravenwood a rainbow of riches.

Thank you for reading this.
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