which is the day after tomorrow.
For Lent, I am going to seek out
all the people I lent money too.
At least ten of them are still alive.
Forty days later, we celebrate
the Resurrection of Jesus Christ
by hiding painted eggs.
We eat a lot of chocolate bunnies
because Jesus Christ, after being
nailed to a cross,
rose from the dead.
The first words out of his mouth,
upon becoming undead, were
Why, I am doing this?
Every schoolteacher can answer that question:
He rose from the dead so that schools can shut down for
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