Wednesday, April 9, 2014

He Said...She Said...(He/She #24) ©

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"Marcel stopped by this morning."

"What did he have to say for himself?"

"Nothing  about himself. That is his least favorite subject.
  He complimented our colorful variety of
  shopping bags  on the umbrella stand.
  Then he once-upon-a-timed me."

"Customer alert: Marcel DuTramp is about to be quoted!"

"Once upon a time, the retail world was ruled  by the mantra
  The customer is always right–or so it appeared. 
  The rule changed to  Keep the customer satisfied–
  or so it appeared.
  But today, there is a new rule in the retail world–
  The customer is not one of us.
  This, however, is not an appearance:  it is a corporate mantra."

"That's a mouthful of wisdom." 

"He also said it was a wise choice for you to make up
  for the missing mortgage payment."
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2 comments:

  1. But tell the customer he is always wrong…
    advertising world is a dance and a song.

    Join that happy land by using our brand.
    Be a brand yourself,
    put your life on the shelf.

    The cost of the customer, he is a costimer.
    A line below, on the bottom line.
    And if not one of us, expendable, an asterisk.
    No risk,
    because he is always wrong.

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    1. Two mouthsful of wisdom is better than one...
      but where there is wrong,
      there is might.

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