Thursday, May 1, 2014

He Said...She Said... (He/She #25) ©

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"I can picture the shadows."

"I love that image."

"Thank you."

"But could you be more specific."

"The shadow government–the midnight brokers
  who govern the elected officials."

"Then give me a serving of paranoia soup."

"Dr. Spin–the uber-shadow–tells the elected
  how to win the  electorate over to illegal
  recordings of private conversations."

"What did the good doctor tell them?"

"To record a radical rant that will rile the masses."

"What a sterling idea!"

"The culture will be so disturbed by the content of what
  is recorded, no one will object to the invasion of privacy."

"Three cheers for Dr. Spin and his Dumb Down Orchestra."

"That wouldn't be dumbing down the masses.
  It would just be giving  them a sucker punch."
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2 comments:

  1. The old guy was just jealous. These rants are medially beloved.

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    1. Jealousy + illegal recording = media explosion

      medially....is an INCREDIBLE word...
      personified by Ace non-existent reporter
      ..............Medea Lee.................

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