There is a sports drink
called Sweat.
I kid you not...
It is being sent
to the moon.
I kid you not...
Japanese drinks company Otsuka has announced plans to send
a can of its sports drink Pocari Sweat to the moon.
The 1kg titanium container will contain a small amount of the drink,
albeit in powdered form, in the hope it can be mixed with the water
now known to exist there...
Along with the beverage there will be a number of silver disks
etched with messages by children from all over Asia.
In the words of the company:
"The time capsule contains the children's dreams."
Every child whose message is inscribed receives a free
"dream ring" –a ring pull specially destined to open the tin.
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