Sunday, May 4, 2014

Paulgiarism: A Cherry-Picking Poem

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Quality is job one
For those who think young

Some would rather scratch an itch
Some would rather fight than switch

Enjoy the fun...Enjoy the fox
Think outside the bun
Think outside the box

Think below...Think above:
The toughest job you’ll ever love

What you have breeds what you get
Never let ‘em see you sweat

Be not weaker...Be stronger
Make a silly millimeter longer

Take it all off...Turn it all on
But do you have Grey Poupon?

Flavored majority/savored minority
Answer to a higher authority

Good luck on your day in court
Thank you for your support. 

Definitely or maybe
You've come a long way, baby

Of this–and only this–
You can be sure
Life is not a job.
It’s an adventure.

Graditudinal reference
Is made in self-defence:

I cherrypicked with half of my might
From a 100-slogan website.


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Footnotes
Regarding the only specific brand product named above,
please send all coupons to this website.

Please donate all other dijon mustard coupons to the charity
(or grocery store) of your choice. 
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