Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Budweiser Disclaimer

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© Paul Oliverio
Budweiser sponsors
this stadium ramp

Where–before & after
a game–many feet 
do tramp  


But if one football fan
overdoses on beer

And leaves the evidence here


Anheuser-Busch  must confess:

They are not responsible 
for cleaning the mess
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12 comments:

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    1. The photo was taken while a baseball game was in progress.
      During the game, the ramps became
      the designated smoking section.

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  2. Ramps tipped for tipplers and lit for smokers

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  3. Rotated ramp for a Fred Astaire dance

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    1. If Astaire were still alive
      Up & down that ramp,
      He could jump & jive

      By rotating the ramp
      Fred could do much more:
      He could dance on both
      The ceiling & floor!

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  4. Mr. Carpeo is so light on his feet, he could dance
    All round the ramp without mechanical assistance

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    1. Humility be damned!
      Anyone who has ever seen Mr. CarPeo dance
      can attest to how true that comment is.

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  5. …but I haven't seen this special sight,
    not dance nor song perform fleetingly
    and no longer available at a tap

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  6. …so I dance around the Peopole,
    so aware I have no skills at dancing,
    so inept at repair of the pole's dance
    around me.

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    1. You will definitely see that special sight...
      sometime soon
      or sooner!

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