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"Punctuality? Where is that at? They say the early bird
gets the worm. But if that worm slept in, he'd still be
alive today."
"How would we know?"
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Robins are choosy about their worms. Must be picked fresh. Only take grade A.
ReplyDeleteRobins..."only take grade A" worms...if i were a worm and a robin approached me,
ReplyDeletei would just act like a flunky...and then the robin wouldn't eat me.
DeleteSometimes a worm refuses to be saved from the path of danger.
I guess that means worms have suicidal instincts...I am glad I am not a worm.
DeleteEarthworms are underappreciated
ReplyDeleteI wholeheartedly agree...
ReplyDeleteStress-free, they are surrounded by climate-controlled shelter and
a 24/7 salad bar without anyone ever expecting them
to pay a single solitary penny.
Only for the chocolate salad do they pay
ReplyDeleteBecause the earthworm's soil/ salad bar excludes chocolate,
ReplyDeletethe earthworm species pays for the distinction of being
inferior to the human species which has easy access
to chocolate.
Give them a chance to cocoa
ReplyDeleteThe chance is theirs...
ReplyDeletePut cocoa in your cake not in your soil
ReplyDeletePut coffee in your coffepot to let it boil
Put sugar in your sweetie and watch her toil
...Toil til you boil!
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