Saturday, July 26, 2014

He Said...She Said...(He/She #31) ©

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"Do you see her?"

"Who?"

"That tall blonde with the Harley t-shirt?"

"Nice bazongas. What about her?"

"She's a man-eater."

"Really? Ha. Ha. See every woman in this room?"

"What about them?"

"They are all man-eaters."

"Including me?"

"Yes. But don't take offense. All woman are man-eaters.
  Some eat fast and spit them out. Some eat slow and chew
  every so slowly."

"Where do I fit in?"

"You are a soft, slow, seductive m-e but you also caress
  the food with your tongue–without swallowing."

"Not swallowing–yet!"

"I wouldn't have you any other way."

"Then what about men?"

"What about them?"

"Are they all woman-eaters?"

"Of course."

"Then thank you for not swallowing."

"Yet."
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