God, Sumerians, & The Onion

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Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World

 

According to recently 
excavated clay tablets 
inscribed with 
cuneiform 
tablets, 


thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—
were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when  
the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether 
and blew the divine spirit of life 
into their thriving civilization...

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Footnotes
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