Saturday, August 2, 2014

No Bump, No Hump, No Pump, No None Of The Above

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        No Bumping

     No Humping

     No Pumping

       No Dumping


        neither fish nor fowl



    
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Footnotes
If you promise to be respectful of the manhole cover's actual restriction,
you may now listen to a very bluesy Boz Scaggs sing It All Went Down The Drain.

The song was written by Earl King.

I would appreciate if you also promise to not litter at the beach
nor anywhere else. 
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10 comments:

  1. I find people with the neatest homes are often the worst litterers.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Then it behooves you to find
    other people.

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  3. Not referring to B-D-H-J-Pump man.
    I mean the clump the rump tanned
    and wealthy set.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Then it behooves you to find
      other people to think about.

      Delete
  4. Replies
    1. There's only 2 f 's
      in your "Pfft."

      I feel cheated!

      Delete
    2. You feel short-pchanged?

      Delete