The Funny & The Scary

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The funny Cheney is Tom
but a picture of him is impossible to find










FYI:

Tom Cheney
cartoons

are available
for purchase

from–who else–

Conde Nast







Saying that

Tom has to be
pretty gosh-darn
funny to be featured
in New Yorker
Magazine

is like saying

A jazz musician
has to be pretty
gosh-darn 
competent
to be featured
in Duke Ellington's
Orchestra



As for the
Scary Cheney,
there is no Conde Nast connection 

but he could make Conde Rice's
teeth glow in the dark.

I would frighten both you and me
by posting a picture of him.

Suffice it to say, that he is a Dick.

Some of Scary Cheney's other nicknames are/were:

1. President George W. Bush's PUPPETMASTER

2. VICE-PRESIDENT HALLIBURTON*

3. President Barack Obama's MASTER HATER

4. The Defense Industry's BEST FRIEND

5. The PRINCE OF DARKNESS


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  Footnotes
  Gentlemen & Gentlewomen, start your search engines...
 
*Coigned by Mr. CarPeo who knew of someone paid
  $100 per hour to flip burgers in Afghanistan.

  She was employed by Halliburton, the company 
  whose former CEO was Dick Cheney.

  Use your imagination to determine Halliburton's
  profit margin during the longest war
  in American history.

  The next New Yorker page is here.

*Coigned by Mr. CarPeo who knew someone getting paid
  $100 per hour to flip burgers in Afghanistan.  ______________________________________________________________________________________