Tuesday, September 30, 2014

He Said...She Said...(He/She #34) ©

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"What are you laughing about?"

"The way you picked up that cookie
  before chewing it ever so slowly."

"Could you be more specific?
  Which cookie are you talking about?"

"The licorice coconut one...
  You are such a creature of habit!"

"You're calling me a creature?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Sensitivity, but that is correct."

"I guess that makes me the Creature of the Black Macaroon."

"And the creator of cheap puns."

"Guilty as charged."
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