Where Do Hairplugs Come From?

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Or do they just grow...

Grow–they do–

Right out of the soil

In a rock garden

Owned by Patty McBoil!


She does it with grain 

She does it with weed

Illuminus sillificate

Is her pebble feed!




Now hear this:

(Please try to remember)


a HAIR CLUB grower


Is not


a HAIR CLUB member!





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Footnotes

The M©Boil Plug Farm
prospers on a subterranean rooftop
in Eugene, Oregon–three flights
down and up from the headquarters
of the Oregano News Organization.

O.N.O is an affiliate of the
Lewis Carroll School of Logic.

Patty M©Boil is Mrs. CarPeo's cousin.
 

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