He Said...She Said (He/She #32) ©

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"I've got a new acronym: Big CATS."

"Is this related to the Big Game
 we played a few weeks ago?"

"Big game?"

"The one where everything we said 
  began with I believe in a God who...?"

"Yes! Of Course. I'm glad one of us
  can remember the games we play."

"So who are the Big CATS?"

"The Creators of All Things."

"Shouldn't that be Big CAT?"

"No. Because there are 2 creators,
 I pluralize the word."

"Of course: God & Godette!"

"Exactly. They are also known as Mr. & Mrs. God"

"They are known by as many names as there are religions."

"Right. Anyway...In the embryonic days of existence,  
  oceans and rivers were easy for the Big CATS: 
  all they  had to do was add water."

"Sounds simple enough."
 
"The sun and the stars were self-standing light fixtures. 
  But mountains were a problem because Mr. God, 
  sitting at the drafting table, used simple folds of paper
  as a model.
"Meanwhile,   from across the room came a chant 
  of ‘Boring! Boring!’"

"Was that Mrs. God–I mean Godette?"

"It certainly was. And she said:
 'I have an idea on how to shape the mountains.'
 Godette, being a creator and being a woman,
 naturally created beauty."

"Sounds logical."

"Godette was beautiful enough to make
  Marilyn Monroe look like Marilyn Manson.
  Her body had the kind of curves  that make
  people dream in stereo."

"So what was her idea?"

"She placed a red silk sheet on the floor...
  Then stretched her stunningly gorgeous naked body  
  across the silken surface."

"Holy odalisque!"

"And then there were mountains!"
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