God, Godette, Onion & Oregano

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GOD ADMITS HE RARELY FORGIVES

The Supreme Being confirms
to reporters that forgiveness is
“not really in my disposition.”

According to  O.N.O. investigative reporter, Jess B. Guphen,
there is more to the story than meets the onion.

He interviewed the Supreme Being's better half:


 

GODETTE said: I wouldn't take Him too seriously. 
My husband has not been the same since 9/11.
He just sits in a rocking chair all day,
smoking cigars and tickling His beard.


GODETTE, who refuses to be photographed,
has been described as so beautiful,
"She makes Marilyn Monroe
look like Marilyn Manson."


Oregano  News 
Organization
is an affiliate of the Lewis Carroll School.


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