Quote-unQuote

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

He Said...She Said...(He/She #34) ©

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"What are you laughing about?"

"The way you picked up that cookie
  before chewing it ever so slowly."

"Could you be more specific?
  Which cookie are you talking about?"

"The licorice coconut one...
  You are such a creature of habit!"

"You're calling me a creature?"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Sensitivity, but that is correct."

"I guess that makes me the Creature of the Black Macaroon."

"And the creator of cheap puns."

"Guilty as charged."
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Monday, September 29, 2014

Today Is National Coffee Day

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From David Letterman Lets His Guard Down. 

Originally published in ESQUIRE Magazine, December 1994.
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Five Of A Kind

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Gearing up to the Sky





















Beyond 
the
Yellow
Brick 
Wall














A/K/A,
My Uncle


















Empaneled, 
Soiled & 
Coiled



















ssininG

where Don Draper
and the Beautiful Betty lived











 
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Footnotes
All photos are the copyrighted property of LCSoL.

For all intents and purposes, this page is #23 in the Photoverio series.
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Sunday, September 28, 2014

Mr. Photoverio © (#22): The Confessional

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© Oliverio 
FF was here



The sinner goes in

The penitent comes out

The man in the middle
directs the traffic.








FF is also on the next page.
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A Poem For HER

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Ice does not need to be cubed
when it is in the heart.
It only needs
to melt.

The heart must not
fear risk.


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Footnote
A POEM FOR HER is the copyrighted property of LCSol.
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Mr. Photoverio © (# 21): Greetings From...

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© Oliverio
With Fuzzball Adhesive
(May, 2014)




My Silhouetted Satellite Dish










#22 is here.


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6 Lines 6 Links 3 Images...

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Hello, Hello
would you like some of my tangerine

Hello, Goodbye
you say Yes and I say No

Goodbye and Hello
I wave Goodbye to speed and smile Hello to a rose

                                                                                  
Sopwith Camel
Hello Hello
(1967)

















Beatles
Hello Goodbye
(1967)


Tim Buckley 
Goodbye and Hello
(1967)
Tim's other pages begin here.






Their next page is here.














 
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Mr. Photoverio © (#20): Reese's Pieces

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© Oliverio
Behind The Bedford Diner
(9/18/14)
The sweet tooth
it sure pleases

but when

it becomes litter

it makes me bitter

and then



© Oliverio 
While She Was Across The Street
(9/18/14)
#21 is here


I prefer

to think

in terms of

Black&White


 

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Another Thing I Didn't Know About FSF

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Besides the FYI on his birthday page, I did not know that, 
in 1922, Scott Fitzgerald wrote science fiction.

"You are now on the only five square miles of land in the country that's never been surveyed."
 

"Why hasn't it? Did they forget it?"

"No," said Percy, grinning, "they tried to do it three times. 

 The first time my grandfather corrupted a whole department of the State survey; 
 the second time he had the official maps of the United States tinkered with—
 that held them for fifteen years. 

"The last time was harder. My father fixed it so that their compasses 
 were in the strongest magnetic field ever artificially set up. 

"He had a whole set of surveying instruments made with a slight defection 
 that would allow for this territory not to appear, and he substituted them 
 for the ones that were to be used. 

"Then he had a river deflected and he had what looked like a village up on its banks—
 so that they'd see it, and think it was a town ten miles farther up the valley. 
 There's only one thing my father's afraid of," he concluded, "only one thing 
 in the world that could be used to find us out."
 

"What's that?"
 

  Percy sank his voice to a whisper.
 

"Aeroplanes." 


The story gets its name from this exchange:


"The Schnlitzer-Murphys had diamonds as big as walnuts—"
"That's nothing...That's nothing at all. 
  My father has a diamond bigger 
  than the Ritz-Carlton Hotel."






When the story was anthologized
in SIX TALES OF THE JAZZ AGE,
Mr. Fitzgerald wrote a preface for
The Diamond as Big as the Ritz:

[It] was designed utterly for my own amusement. 
I was in that familiar mood characterized 
by a perfect craving for luxury, and the story 
began as an attempt to feed that craving 
on imaginary foods. 




The next Fitzgerald page is here.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Happy Birthday, #118

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Leonardo DiCaprio should be singing 
this post-humous birthday song 
for F. Scott Fitzgerald 
louder than anyone.

Scott Fitzgerald 
He was born on September 24, 1896
Leonardo not only starred in THE GREAT GATSBY
but it has been rumored that DiCaprio will portray
F. Scott Fitzgerald in the FSF novel-turned-biopic


Anyway, here is the song:


Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to Scott

Your brilliance is everything
That this sad world is not!

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FYI:

Fitzgerald is credited, in the Oxford English Dictionary
with the first citations of the words T-shirtdaiquiri,
stinko (slang meaning ‘of a very low standard’),
and even wicked (as in ‘excellent’ or ‘remarkable’).

With the exception of stinko (which comes from a letter of 1924),
all of these early uses of these words are found in Fitzgerald’s
first novel, This Side of Paradise. 

 Perhaps this earlier novel deserves more recognition?

The next Fitzgerald page is here.

A gift from the Scott & Zelda Fitzgerald Museum
 
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Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Photoverio © (#19): My Brother Twig Is Missing...

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He came untwigged and then he was gone...

© Oliverio
...# 20 is here





I am hollowed out

...In pain...
I want to shout

I'd rather be a lute...
but i'll settle
for a flute






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Sunday, September 21, 2014

Regular Programming...

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Will resume shortly


©©                
©©
some days we skip
some days we jump
some days we adjust
the lumps & bumps
©©                ©©
©©                ©©
excerpted from Shopping Cart
  by Paul Oliverio ©
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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

His 115th Dream Revisited

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Bob Dylan's 115th Dream



They asked me
for some collateral
So I just pulled down
my pants.
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Why Is She Not Better Known?

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  In the NEW YORK TIMES, Lisa Zeidner asked:

  So why is she not better known?
  You could accept Tim Page's explanation,
  in "Dawn Powell: A Biography," that her
"dark, mordant attitude toward the world . . . rankled."










  She was simply too unsparing in her satire,
  offending the very people who might embrace her.

  As Powell wrote in her diary:
"I think my great handicap and strongest slavery
  is my insistence on freedom. I require it."
                                                                                                     Before ever reading 
a Dawn Powell novel,
I read this quote from Ms. Zeidner:

Powell is wittier than Dorothy Parker,
dissects the rich better than F. Scott Fitzgerald

When I first read that statement–
less than two years ago,
I would have sworn I smelled horse manure.

It cannot be true,
I thought, at that time.
Today, all I can say is...
Ms. Zeidner, thanks for proving me wrong!
You are 100% correct
But I will never stop
reading & re-reading
F. Scott Fitzgerald.

NOT reading Fitzgerald
is very bad for my mental health.


Scott Fitzgerald 
(1896-1940)


My alleged mental health is restored by reading
such articles as this one:

F. Scott Fitzgerald Estate Wondering Why The Hell 

Ken Burns Hasn’t Come Knocking Yet

 

 

The next Fitzgerald page is here.





  The next Powell page is there.

Dawn Powell
(1896-1965)
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What's The New Mary Jane?

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Only the Beatles know the answer.





To make that her body more thin



She catch Patagonian pancakes

With that one and gin party makes

She having all the ways good contacts

She making with Apple a contract



The next Beatles' page is here.
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PERFECTION! (Comic Relief #836)

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A Yen For Zen
© Roz Chast
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Madame's Butterfly

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Wooed by the beautiful sound of Yukie Ota's flute...
a majestic butterfly wanted a front row seat.

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The Two Antonyms Of Faith

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MAJOR REPAIRS WILL BE UNDERGONE SHORTLY


The obvious antonym of FAITH is SCIENCE

But If FAITH gazes through the Looking Glass,
there is another antonym:  
WORRY

If all good Christians extended that one HOLY HOUR on Sunday...

MORE PARTICULARLY...
If all the good Catholics extended that one Holy Hour on Sunday...
If that one magnificent expression of faith extended to the 24/7
cycle of life...and all these good people refused
to worry (or stress) about this,
that & the other thing.

If the 24/7 cycle had faith that things would be okidoki,
that–seasoned with a few select prayers, common sense,
and intelligence–things would all work out fine.

Worry and stress would suffocate
and Pope Francis would have
a much easier job.

This equally applies to all good human beings...

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Footnote
This page is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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The Best Career Move That Ever Happened...

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To Sheryl Crow...................was the death of Amy Winehouse 
                                     


Sheryl is easy on the eyes
but the ears have a problem

because musicians weren't designed to be looked at

Amy Winehouse
(1983-2011)



Musicians exist first and foremost...
to enlighten us with their musical talents...
bona fide musical talent...not the kind of talent
you get from your hairdresser.

Oh sure,  All I Wanna Do
is a great song but that doesn't mean
you spend most of your time
in the beauty parlor or with your publicity people
and ignore honing your craft.





Now this pathetic creature did nothing but hone her immense talent.
Amy worshipped the Shirelles. She kowtowed to the Ronettes.

Therefore, she knew  the true path was Back to Black. 

Unfortunately for brilliant young singers, honing your craft can mean 
over-exposure to drugs and the death walk.

In Amy's case, that meant NO to rehab.
Genius is a bitch goddess.

Regarding the absence of Amy Winehouse and the presence of Sheryl Crow:
it is easy to like a Hyundai when there is no Mercedes on the road.

In Sheryl's case, the true path to success means marketing uber alles. 
It has worked wonders for Madonna. 

The next Amy Winehouse page is here. 
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Bad Cloud! (Comic Relief #832)

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© Tom Cheney
REMEMBER THE QUADRATIC!






My cloud is a dog named

But I can call her AMY


Her teacher is ELLA




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Monday, September 15, 2014

Another Jackson Pollock Sighting (In Brooklyn)

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Solo exhibition of Brooklyn-based artist José Parlá on view at Bryce Wolkowitz Gallery

José Parlá
Cycles of Revolutions
(2014)
                                                                                  


Parla's painting measures 7 ft. by 10 ft.



© artdaily.org



Text is Art Daily verbatim                                                                    
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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Mr. Photoverio © (#18): Welcome

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© Oliverio 
Dexter's Substitute Miami Boulevard
(2014)






A shady,
shadowy
WELCOME
to one & all!






#19 is here.


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Not Magritte (#2)

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This is not Magritte's CAR 







BUT...

Rene Magritte
The Lovers 
(1928)






 This is  Magritte's LOVERS












However...
there might have been some  hanky-panky going on in that car, underneath its hood.
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A Staggered Poem by Pact ©

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We simply simplify
                             everything.

Accept what people
                              say. It's easier.

Who has the time to question
                                             everything?

We are worker dogs and if the media
                                                         tells us,
Well that's it!


Franklin fell in love with his
                                            cousin?
Well that's the official story.



Yet society has become so
                                        judgmental

By vote, illusion of power: Who was
                                                         MLK?
Mr. Smiley must know.
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Jefferson + Me ... ... John Donne + Airplane

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 UNDERSTANDING is a virtue hard to come by...                            
 so we let the media tell us what to understand.                                         Jefferson Airplane  ...+... Me

Jefferson Airplane
 















NO MAN IS AN ISLAND... 
He is a peninsula                                                                         John Donne ...+... Jefferson Airplane

John Donne
















???



If you know the lyrics,
you may now sing along to
J. Airplane's  Plastic Fantastic Lover


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Name One, I Dare You

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If there is a better prelude to a movie 
or film title sequence superior to 


WALK ON THE WILD SIDE...

I will eat your hat,

your shoes,

& your

garbage.















Designer Saul Bass is responsible for the title sequence but director Edward Dmytryk
and a cast including Barbara Stanwyck, Jane Fonda, Anne Baxter,
Laurence Harvey and Capucine...are responsible for making
1962's Walk On The Wild Side an extraordinary movie. 

To hear a variety of singers sing the title song, click here. 
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Saturday, September 13, 2014

The Trail Of Veiled Ignorance

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NFL’s elaborate security network 

is supposed to protect league 

from trouble... and justice is supposed to exist

...This is Roger Goodell...
How soon will he become Roger Goodbye?
Not only did Ray Rice have to go but so does the CEO!

I long for the days when the name Rice in  professional football
meant Jerry Rice and it was associated with dignity, grace, and talent.

But dignity and grace have gone through the looking glass
and got caught in an elevator.




Curious minds
want to know:

Was there or
Was there not
a police report
involving an
unconscious woman
& a knockout blow? 













I wouldn't buy a used car from this man who has used up all his lies
to protect his multi-million dollar CEO salary and his multi-billion
dollar football business.

But I will Never Ever stop watching NFL Football or cease
rooting for the New York Giants and the New York Jets.  
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I Am Not Magritte

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This is not  Magritte's EMPIRE OF LIGHT

© Oliverio 
A Pretty Shitty Impersonation
 (2014)




































This is  Magritte's EMPIRE OF LIGHT

Rene Magritte 
Empire of Light
 (≈1953)













The next
Not Magritte
is here.
















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Vinyl Attraction

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A couple looks at a work by Spanish artist Carlos Aires during ArtRio, the annual international art fair,
in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on September 11, 2014.
AFP PHOTO / Yasuyoshi Chiba




























artdaily.com


Caption is verbatim
from Art Daily

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New York 1940...While Europe Was On Fire

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Okay...This is fiction...But then there is fact:
Our space program might never have existed
if it weren't for Hitler
Where the hell do you think Verner Von Braun came from?
NASA would have been NADA without him.








Dawn Powell
A Time To Be Born



The next Powell page
is  here.
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None Of The Below

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...White people...Black people...Yellow people...Brown people...

...No longer exist...WE are no longer one of the above...

...There is now only one race of people and we are it

...We are all...Blue people




and it will be much easier to sing the Blues...

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Mr. Photoverio © (#17): Hazeburg Sky

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But some call it Harrisonburg

© Oliverio
Hazeburg 6AM
 (2005)













#18 is here.
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Mr. Photoverio © (#16): What The Hell...

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Was Jackson Pollock doing in my lawn?

© Oliverio 
Hazeburg 22832
 (2005)



I
think
he was
saying

The 
next 
page
is #17









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Friday, September 12, 2014

Yesterday And Today

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No American will ever forget
what happened thirteen years ago
yesterday on September 11, 2001

But I will always remember
what someone said to me
thirteen years ago today
on September 12, 2001

Wait til you see what happens next.
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A CarPeo Definition ©

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  Modesty is nothing more than humility with a good tan.
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First Solo Exhibit Of A 100-Year-Old Artist

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Mac Conner  


 on display through January 19 of next year.
There are more than seventy original artworks
created by Conner, who did illustrations for magazines
ranging from Redbook to McCall's as well as 
advertising clients like United Airlines, General Motors
and Greyhound Lines from the 1940s through the early 1960s.
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How do You love Me?
 (1950)






Mac Conner will be
101 years old
in November.


The Girl Who was Crazy about Jimmy Durante
 (1953)


Killer in the Club Car
 (1954)


















The Trouble with Love
(1952)


All the Good Guys Died
 (1951)














Hold on Tight!
 (1958)




















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