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When the United Brotherhood of Dwarfs addressed Congress last December regarding working conditions, our elected officials unanimously voted to pay minimum wages to all members younger than the original 7 Dwarfs.
The original SEVEN DWARFS did not need any wages. As a result of their association with Snow White & Walt Disney, residuals made them all obscenely wealthy.
Perhaps Mr. Pollock was hazy about how to paint a tree.
ReplyDeleteHazy or drippy.
DeleteThose are the ninth and tenth dwarves.
ReplyDeleteBashful, Sleepy, Doc, Sneezy, Happy, Grumpy, Dopey,
Delete______ , HAZY & DRIPPY.
Who was the 8th Dwarf?
Yes Dear, the eighth Dwarf is Houghy.
ReplyDeleteThe eleventh Dwarf is —.
Hold your potatos, sweet tomato...
DeleteBefore this becomes
NAME ANOTHER DWARF Day,
let me set the record straight.
Correct spelling for the 8th Dwarf is...H-u-f-f-y...
as in "huff & puff" because he had serious
respiratory problems.
Very loud respiratory problems.
Out of embarrassment, the 7 Dwarfs refused
to introduce their asthmatic brother to Snow White.
Ultimately, Dwarf Doc commanded Huffy
to "stand in the corner."
Huffy did so, but he stood on his head...
for one minute, every hour.
Within a fortnight, his asthma was cured
and his breathing patterns became normal.
His brother Dwarfs welcomed "Huffy"
back into the family as their future leader!
Huffy changed his name to Walt Disney
and the rest is history...
When the United Brotherhood of Dwarfs addressed Congress
Deletelast December regarding working conditions, our elected
officials unanimously voted to pay minimum wages
to all members younger than the original 7 Dwarfs.
The original SEVEN DWARFS did not need any wages.
As a result of their association with Snow White
& Walt Disney, residuals made them all
obscenely wealthy.
Amid the intricately detailed explaination above,
ReplyDeletethe Dwarf-in-charge left out the name of last voter, disqualifying the whole thing.
This explains exactly why
Deletethe original 7 DWARFS
kept askew of politics!
Excepy for Miley and Jumpy
DeleteThere are always Excepyshuns...
Deletecreative spellions and bad puns!
May all our Brothers never be Grimm
May our runny noses never get runny for a Miley
May all our Jumpy moments never jump to conclusions.