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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Monday, January 6, 2014

He Said...She Said...(He/She #19) ©

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"There are two things humans do better than any other species."

"Math & cooking?"

"Excuse me....Beyond the obvious, the two things are
 #1: being obedient  and #2: pretending to be otherwise."

"Did someone forget to eat breakfast."

"Did someone forgot to cook breakfast."
"Can that someone be one and the same person?"

"Need we mention his name?"

"Of course not, darling."
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