She Said...He Said... (He/She #7) ©

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"There is no mystery to the virgin birth of Jesus Christ!"

"And you believe this because..."

"They had no choice but to call it an immaculate conception."

"By 'they,' are you referring to the authors of the Christian Bible?"

"Of course."

"Then why did they call the virgin birth an immaculate conception?"

"Because, in Biblical times, there was no such term as Surrogate Mother."

"Many minds, much greater than ours have pondered this interpretation..."

"Yadda, yadda, yadda...but not one of those minds has any respect for the donor."

"Praytell my dear. Whose egg was donated to Mary?"

"Of course, the sperm came from God but the egg came from Godette."

"From whom?

"I said Godette. You can look it up!"
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