From The Mystic Lamb To The Ultimate Spider

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Someone named Paul is a retired teacher.
Someone named Benedict is a retired Pope.

Paul can attach many asterisks to his "retirement."
Benedict needs only one and it should be bigger than the North Star.



But the retired teacher has been struck by the L-words.
The GoodFather of Math is too Lazy to duplicate
what the GodFather of Math has already documented:
The Real Reason Pope Benedict Retired.

The other L-word is Link, as in hyper-Link.
Therefore, YOU can read about why
this is the ULTIMATE SPIDER page.

Please go and read it. I will wait right here.
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A very clever TV personality recently referred to Benedict
as the "Sandwich Pope," the Pontiff between two Superstars–
Francis and John Paul II.

I am too proud of a Catholic to dispute their Superstardom
but I refuse to "pity" the Pontiff they sandwiched.

All I really want to do is quote the GodFather of Math:

Benedict had to vacate the Papacy
but he is willing to say that he “resigned.”
In truth, he got a promotion.

Have a happy hyperLink.


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Footnote
One more L-word: this is the Last of five consecutive pages
about "animals." They began here.
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