To The Victor, Go The Oils

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ExxonMobil, Chevron In Bidding War    
For Lucrative Pennsylvania Politician

"This legislator represents
  an incredibly valuable 
  commodity...and 
  both Exx-Mob
  and Chevron 
  appear to be 
  willing to pay 
  whatever is
  necessary 
  to acquire 
  him."

© Onion News

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