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Monday, March 17, 2014

April Fool's Joke On St. Patrick's Day

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This is Jarba O'Hut
in a five-year-old
baseball uniform.

He was a utility infielder
for a semi-pro team,
the Fishnet Christians.

In the 2009 season,
he batted three times.

Each at-bat was
an intentional walk.

Each time, "JarbaWoky"
walked to first base
backwards.






...According to the Oregano News Organization.

As reported by O.N.O. sports columnist,
Jess B. Guphen.


On this day, Mr. Guphen
wishes HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY
to everyone who reads 
his weakly column.  
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