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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
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Saturday, March 8, 2014

He Said...She Said...(He/She #23) ©

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"Let's play the BIG game."

"BIG game? What's that?"

"Each of us says something that starts with
  I believe in a God..."

"I believe in a God who has a large shoe closet
  but prefers to walk around barefoot."

"I believe in a God who calls everyone Ernie.
 Every man, woman and child. Regardless of
 color, creed, or lack thereof."

"I believe in a God who designates Tuesday
  as the day when we all call each other
  Cheese Dimple."

"I believe in a God who wears a mask that
  is a mirror. So when a person looks at God,
  all that person sees is him-or-her self."

"I believe in a God whose first words
  of welcome are This is Godette."

"I believe the game is over."

"And we both won."

"What do we win?"

"Each other."

"Lucky we!"
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