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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

He Said...She Said...(He/She #18) ©

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"Christians know this to be true: Jesus was a Jew."

"And Californians know this for a fact:
  Hispanics name their sons after Him!"

"But they pronounce it HAY-ZEUS."

"I think it's brilliant that they honor Greek
  and Christian mythology in the same name."

"Did you know that, on Mount Olympus
  Jesus & Zeus are on the same bowling team?"

"Of course I know that. And they snack on chips
  with salsa & guacamole."

"And we have snacked on too much Christmas eggnog!" 
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