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This is GODFATHER OF MATH, The Sequel <<<<<>>>> If you continue reading, you may need laughter insurance.
Quote-unQuote
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Friday, May 2, 2014
The Faceless Accutron
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Are you ready? Because I want you to pay attention," he starts. "This is the beginning of something..."
So began the last season
of Mad Men
"The Accutron is not a time piece.
It is a conversation piece."
What I wore on my wrist in 1970 was identical to the image.
I cannot count the number of conversations the watch inspired
nor can I count the number of ears anxious to hear it hum
instead of tick.
Before the cumbersome term–battery-operated watch–
entered the vernacular, there was the ACCUTRON.
At a party, a friend exclaimed "You're wearing a Bulova!"
My reply was "Nonsense. Bulova is a type of caviar.
This is an Accutron!"
To my chagrin, everyone present laughed hysterically.
I stopped wearing the watch.
Temporarily.
The watch was a second-generation gift.
Someone gave it to my father and
my mother suggested I wear it
to his funeral in March, 1971.
And so I did.
I also wore it to her funeral, six months later.
I next wore it where it inspired
my greatest Accutron memories.
Hundreds of students in Harlem
insisted on hearing the watch hum.
As a substitute teacher without anything
resembling lesson plans, I was very accommodating
but not stupid enough to remove the Accutron from my wrist.
What I was wearing at the time was a chaos-control mechanism
and Harlem in 1972 became my favorite conversation piece
when I would go home to Whitestone or visit relatives
in the Bronx. ____________________________________________________________________________________
Are you ready? Because I want you to pay attention," he starts. "This is the beginning of something..."
So began the last season
of Mad Men
"The Accutron is not a time piece.
It is a conversation piece."
What I wore on my wrist in 1970 was identical to the image.
I cannot count the number of conversations the watch inspired
nor can I count the number of ears anxious to hear it hum
instead of tick.
Before the cumbersome term–battery-operated watch–
entered the vernacular, there was the ACCUTRON.
At a party, a friend exclaimed "You're wearing a Bulova!"
My reply was "Nonsense. Bulova is a type of caviar.
This is an Accutron!"
To my chagrin, everyone present laughed hysterically.
I stopped wearing the watch.
Temporarily.
The watch was a second-generation gift.
Someone gave it to my father and
my mother suggested I wear it
to his funeral in March, 1971.
And so I did.
I also wore it to her funeral, six months later.
I next wore it where it inspired
my greatest Accutron memories.
Hundreds of students in Harlem
insisted on hearing the watch hum.
As a substitute teacher without anything
resembling lesson plans, I was very accommodating
but not stupid enough to remove the Accutron from my wrist.
What I was wearing at the time was a chaos-control mechanism
and Harlem in 1972 became my favorite conversation piece
when I would go home to Whitestone or visit relatives
in the Bronx. ____________________________________________________________________________________
The Dawning Of A Single Quote
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It is for the crash the crowd watches
the aircraft exhibition.
It is for the fall they watch
the daring young man
on the flying trapeze.
This is one’s public, the patient
waiters for calamity.
Dawn Powell
The Happy Island
The next Dawn Powell page is here.
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It is for the crash the crowd watches
the aircraft exhibition.
It is for the fall they watch
the daring young man
on the flying trapeze.
This is one’s public, the patient
waiters for calamity.
Dawn Powell
The Happy Island
The next Dawn Powell page is here.
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Shine On, Cable Moon
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Text-Free Re-posted Rose
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I Love, I Love I Love...Quoting Neil Sedaka
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I love, I love, I love
My calendar girl
I love, I love, I love
To look and watch
Her calendar
Of Cabbage Patch
Each and every day
Of the week
I love, I love, I love
My calendar girl
I love, I love, I love
To hear her think
Every day my ears
Must drink
Years ago
Let's say 28
I was nothing
But an ingrate
She was doing
Abrams fine
Not only books
Did she design
Now we're together
Like an aged wine
I love, I love, I love
My calendar girl
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I love, I love, I love
My calendar girl
I love, I love, I love
To look and watch
Her calendar
Of Cabbage Patch
Each and every day
Of the week
I love, I love, I love
My calendar girl
To hear her think
Every day my ears
Must drink
Years ago
Let's say 28
I was nothing
But an ingrate
She was doing
Abrams fine
Not only books
Did she design
Now we're together
Like an aged wine
I love, I love, I love
My calendar girl
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Thursday, May 1, 2014
Big Brother Was Always Watching You
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Wasn't The NSA is listening
a 2013 headline story?
Or is old news
still shocking news?
YES & YES
Irving Wallace
David Wallechinsky
Amy Wallace
Significa
© 1983
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Footnote
The film poster features Edmund O'brien.
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Wasn't The NSA is listening
a 2013 headline story?
Or is old news
still shocking news?
YES & YES
Irving Wallace
David Wallechinsky
Amy Wallace
Significa
© 1983
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Footnote
The film poster features Edmund O'brien.
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