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you helped me ignore
a floor
that would have
2 b cleaned
plus a formica counter
w/705 plastic lids
staring me in the face
every morning
last spring
but on 21
come september
daddy will be home
we do not want him
mumbling into his eye glass
goodbye 705 plastic lids
at the recycling center
you will have plenty of friends
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This is GODFATHER OF MATH, The Sequel <<<<<>>>> If you continue reading, you may need laughter insurance.
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Pffffffft!
ReplyDeletePffffffft!
ReplyDeleteI hope that is how you say goodbye to the nefarious 700.
Yeah, if they existed! Nefarious mouschtaschio
ReplyDeleteI hate it when someone is more esoteric than me
DeleteYour mustashe is esoteric AND exotic
ReplyDeleteWith 700 lids on your head you'd
Have to walk quite robotic
And onlookers would admire the dude
This is why God or godette or
ReplyDeleteMr. Dow or Ms. Monsanto
made Hefty Trash Bags
Hoarders were created when
the Creators were stoned drunk
With or without mustashes!
High praise for the plastic creators with misplaced righteousness!
ReplyDeleteBut God prefers simplicity.
Simplicity is preferred to obfuscatory stacking
Deleteand, much to the Creators' chagrin,
the elegance of simplicity is now
on the endangered species list.
Please do not remind me that
elegance of simplicity
is not a species.