Donald winds up on a giant chessboard and his sailor-suit attire
has somehow changed to that of Alice from "Alice In Wonderland."
He meets up with the Red Queen and Red King chess pieces.
Red Queen Chess Piece: [about Donald] Good heavens! What's this?
Red King Chess Piece: Upon my soul, it appears to be a lost pawn!
Donald DucK: I'm no pawn, I'm Donald Duck!
Red Queen Chess Piece: He says he's Donald Duck.
Red King Chess Piece: Preposterous!
Red Queen Chess Piece: Or he could be an Alice.
Donald Duck: [angrily] Alice?
Red King Chess Piece: No, no, no, it's a lost pawn.
Red Queen Chess Piece: [prodding Donald] Lost pawn?
[Donald runs off]
Red Queen Chess Piece: Stop that pawn!
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The Lewis Carroll School of Logic is willing to pay one million dollars
if the following statement is proven to be false:
If every eight year-old child in the United States were required by law
to watch Disney's Donald in MathMagic Land, their IQ would improve
by at least fifteen points!
If your age is greater than
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