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If a 2nd grader has yet
to be exposed to
the Times Table,
the teacher ought
to be teaching gym.
There is no mystery
to the fact that
6 x 4 = 24
There should be no mystery
as to when to write
6 x 4 = 24
QED
The image is an example of the federally-funded COMMON CORE
program, presently used in more than forty states.
I would regard this student's work sheet as exemplary IF AND ONLY IF
I had hordes of money invested in the manufacture of pencils.
Authentically talented is how I would regard any teacher
who has nightmares about the validity
of COMMON CORE concepts.
But the smartest teachers are the ones who can best articulate
the benefits of COMMON CORE. If you don't believe me,
just take a look at all the bonus money in their paychecks!
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Footnote
The hyperlink will get you to a New York Times article entitled
Math Under Common Core Has Even Parents Stumbling.
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This is GODFATHER OF MATH, The Sequel <<<<<>>>> If you continue reading, you may need laughter insurance.
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Admitedly, this is a way to figure
ReplyDeleteStuff out last-ditch style
But it looks like a doodle boondoggle
Eureka!
DeleteThere is no Math in 2nd Grade.
There is only Doodle Boondoggling
Teach It!
DeleteI will...but only after getting my G.E.D–
DeleteGoogle Equivalency Degree
Google is the great plethora of Boondoggle
but some call it "Information."