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"Do you see her?"
"Who?"
"That tall blonde with the Harley t-shirt?"
"Nice bazongas. What about her?"
"She's a man-eater."
"Really? Ha. Ha. See every woman in this room?"
"What about them?"
"They are all man-eaters."
"Including me?"
"Yes. But don't take offense. All woman are man-eaters.
Some eat fast and spit them out. Some eat slow and chew
every so slowly."
"Where do I fit in?"
"You are a soft, slow, seductive m-e but you also caress
the food with your tongue–without swallowing."
"Not swallowing–yet!"
"I wouldn't have you any other way."
"Then what about men?"
"What about them?"
"Are they all woman-eaters?"
"Of course."
"Then thank you for not swallowing."
"Yet."
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This is GODFATHER OF MATH, The Sequel <<<<<>>>> If you continue reading, you may need laughter insurance.
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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