MO' BEached Whale...w/Pun Alert... (MD #8)

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After eating Captain Sandhab, the MO' BEached whale was assaulted with sandpoons. But the fatal blow
to the Great White descendent of MOBY DICK was delivered by a jetty-poon fired from a distant shore.
The sharpshooters were the Speck Brothers (Quee & Queg).

The remains of MO'BE DICK have been on public exhibit since August 18. All visitors have had
a whale of a time. The exhibit will continue until Nature says otherwise.


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Footnotes
"MO' BEached Whale" was reported by the OREGANO NEWS ORGANIZATION©
O.N.O. is an affiliate of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.



Whale photograph by rls
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