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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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Thursday, September 19, 2013

Mutual Fabrication

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A man will inflate his stature to impress an incoming miss. But a woman of professional stature
could intimidate the man by factually introducing her self as a doctor, lawyer, or Indian chief.

"I am an assistant to Bill Gates," says the man who slices cucumbers at the Microsoft cafeteria
in Seattle, Washington.

"I am a legal assistant," says the woman who is actually an attorney.

So they lie to each other in perfect counterpoint.


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Footnote
MUTUAL FABRICATION is the copyrighted property of the Lewis Carroll School of Logic.
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