I Am A Thief (Part 2) Whatever

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God created the world in six days...and then he refinanced...

He was praised by a Global Evolution Bank officer
for His work with mountains, sky and sea.

“What we can do for you is a package amoeba deal.”

God was told that in time there would be fish in His waters,
birds in His sky, and animals in the mountains.
Then–give or take a millennium–
there would be MAN!

“Man. What is that?”
“Oh, you’ll find out.”
“Whatever.”

As evolution evolved, GOD had
an ever-increasing amount of free time,
most of which was spent reading books.

GOD was partial to comic books,
especially ones that had a lot
of this thing called "Violence."

And then He created the Bible.


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Footnote
GOD would have created diddly-squat had he not worked with GODETTE.
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