Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World
According to recently
excavated clay tablets
inscribed with
cuneiform
tablets,
thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—
were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when
the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether
and blew the divine spirit of life
into their thriving civilization...
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