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"I've got a new acronym: Big CATS."
"Is this related to the Big Game
we played a few weeks ago?"
"Big game?"
"The one where everything we said
began with I believe in a God who...?"
"Yes! Of Course. I'm glad one of us
can remember the games we play."
"So who are the Big CATS?"
"The Creators of All Things."
"Shouldn't that be Big CAT?"
"No. Because there are 2 creators,
I pluralize the word."
"Of course: God & Godette!"
"Exactly. They are also known as Mr. & Mrs. God"
"They are known by as many names as there are religions."
"Right. Anyway...In the embryonic days of existence,
oceans and rivers were easy for the Big CATS:
all they had to do was add water."
"Sounds simple enough."
"The sun and the stars were self-standing light fixtures.
But mountains were a problem because Mr. God,
sitting at the drafting table, used simple folds of paper
as a model.
"Meanwhile, from across the room came a chant
of ‘Boring! Boring!’"
"Was that Mrs. God–I mean Godette?"
"It certainly was. And she said:
'I have an idea on how to shape the mountains.'
Godette, being a creator and being a woman,
naturally created beauty."
"Sounds logical."
"Godette was beautiful enough to make
Marilyn Monroe look like Marilyn Manson.
Her body had the kind of curves that make
people dream in stereo."
"So what was her idea?"
"She placed a red silk sheet on the floor...
Then stretched her stunningly gorgeous naked body
across the silken surface."
"Holy odalisque!"
"And then there were mountains!"
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This is GODFATHER OF MATH, The Sequel <<<<<>>>> If you continue reading, you may need laughter insurance.
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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