2-Star Order At The 5-Star Restaurant...(He/She #35) ©

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"Are you ready to order?"

"Yes. We would both like to have the Visa Melt."

"Do you see that on our menu?"

"We both want the most expensive meal on the menu
  so that after I pay for it, my credit card melts down
  to a gob of useless plastic."

"Would you like fries with that?"
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ALTERNATE DIALOG:

"Are you ready to order?"

"Yes. I would like to have the Visa Melt."

"Do you see that on our menu?"

"I want the most expensive meal on the menu
  so that after I pay for it, my credit card
  melts downto a gob of useless plastic."

"And I will have what he's having
  but I would like a side dish
  of divorce papers."
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