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Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Caution: Onion News Report Ahead:

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Police Pleasantly Surprised 
To Learn Man They Shot 
Was Armed







  LEXINGTON, KY—
  Following a pedestrian stop Monday night during which they fired their  weapons 
  on a suspicious individual, patrol officers for the Fayette County Police Department 
  were pleasantly surprised to discover the man they shot was armed, sources confirmed. 
“Well, what do you know—he really was carrying a gun”...






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