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THE HEAVENS-Saying that
He definitely knew the event
was scheduled for some point
within the vast expanse of time,
The Lord God Almighty told
reporters Wednesday that He
was unable to remember
exactly what year
Humanity goes
extinct...
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But Onion News is not unique
in getting exclusive reports
from the Creators.
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The Institute of Inane Research
recently interviewed Godette,
the co-Creator of All Things.
About Her partner, Godette had this to say:
"God has not been the same since 9/11. All he does
is sit in a rocking chair, rocking back and forth,
knitting berets and then tossing them around
as if they were frisbees.
"He doesn't do a lick of work.
As for overseeing, life on earth:
that is entirely in my hands.
"About the only that God ever says these days is:
I wish they would just call me Harry and stop
bothering me with their stupid prayers."
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