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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Budweiser Disclaimer

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© Paul Oliverio
Budweiser sponsors
this stadium ramp

Where–before & after
a game–many feet 
do tramp  


But if one football fan
overdoses on beer

And leaves the evidence here


Anheuser-Busch  must confess:

They are not responsible 
for cleaning the mess
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 8:46 AM

    Dreamlike

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    1. Paul OliverioJune 25, 2014 at 9:51 AM

      The photo was taken while a baseball game was in progress.
      During the game, the ramps became
      the designated smoking section.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 10:57 AM

    Ramps tipped for tipplers and lit for smokers

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  3. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 3:36 PM

    Rotated ramp for a Fred Astaire dance

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    1. Paul OliverioJune 25, 2014 at 6:01 PM

      If Astaire were still alive
      Up & down that ramp,
      He could jump & jive

      By rotating the ramp
      Fred could do much more:
      He could dance on both
      The ceiling & floor!

      Delete
  4. AnonymousJune 26, 2014 at 3:27 AM

    Mr. Carpeo is so light on his feet, he could dance
    All round the ramp without mechanical assistance

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    1. Paul OliverioJune 26, 2014 at 9:16 AM

      Humility be damned!
      Anyone who has ever seen Mr. CarPeo dance
      can attest to how true that comment is.

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  5. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 4:48 AM

    …but I haven't seen this special sight,
    not dance nor song perform fleetingly
    and no longer available at a tap

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  6. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 6:50 AM

    …so I dance around the Peopole,
    so aware I have no skills at dancing,
    so inept at repair of the pole's dance
    around me.

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    1. Paul OliverioJune 27, 2014 at 8:35 AM

      You will definitely see that special sight...
      sometime soon
      or sooner!

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  7. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 5:07 PM

    ASAP

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