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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

He Said...She Said (He/She #29) ©

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"Punctuality? Where is that at? They say the early bird
 gets the worm. But if that worm slept in, he'd still be
 alive today."

"How would we know?" 
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12 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 6:42 AM

    Robins are choosy about their worms. Must be picked fresh. Only take grade A.

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  2. Paul OliverioJune 25, 2014 at 6:46 AM

    Robins..."only take grade A" worms...if i were a worm and a robin approached me,
    i would just act like a flunky...and then the robin wouldn't eat me.

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    1. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 6:46 AM


      Sometimes a worm refuses to be saved from the path of danger.

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    2. Paul OliverioJune 25, 2014 at 6:49 AM

      I guess that means worms have suicidal instincts...I am glad I am not a worm.

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  3. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 8:55 AM

    Earthworms are underappreciated

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  4. Paul OliverioJune 25, 2014 at 9:44 AM

    I wholeheartedly agree...

    Stress-free, they are surrounded by climate-controlled shelter and
    a 24/7 salad bar without anyone ever expecting them
    to pay a single solitary penny.

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  5. AnonymousJune 25, 2014 at 11:01 AM

    Only for the chocolate salad do they pay

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  6. Paul OliverioJune 25, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    Because the earthworm's soil/ salad bar excludes chocolate,
    the earthworm species pays for the distinction of being
    inferior to the human species which has easy access
    to chocolate.

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  7. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 4:44 AM

    Give them a chance to cocoa

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  8. Paul OliverioJune 27, 2014 at 8:37 AM

    The chance is theirs...

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  9. AnonymousJune 27, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    Put cocoa in your cake not in your soil
    Put coffee in your coffepot to let it boil
    Put sugar in your sweetie and watch her toil

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  10. Paul OliverioJune 27, 2014 at 4:54 PM

    ...Toil til you boil!

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