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Heriberto Vidiana was arrested with a can of spray paint in the valet parking lot
of The Ultra Burger in Studio City.
It was a great place to eat if you got twenty bucks for a burger and fries.
Ultra Burger was the kind of restaurant where zillion dollar movie deals are sealed,
prompting management to monogram the napkins at no extra charge.
But at 4 AM on the morning of February 15, 1998,
Heriberto Vidiana was not parking any Porsches.
Patrolman Alfred Redding locked the perpetrator in the back of his car
and radioed in a report.
Heriberto spoke no English and had excitedly repeated the phrases, "Aqui trabajo!"
and, pointing wildly at something, "Mi silla! Mi silla!"
The dispatcher provided a translation: the suspect was a parking attendant at the restaurant
and had permission to paint a rusted lawn chair donated by a customer.
Ptl. Redding asked why was he doing it at four o'clock in the morning?
The owner of The Ultra Burger did not want any spray paint on the premises during business hours
and Heriberto had just gotten off work from his second job at a soap factory in North Hollywood.
The chair had been the only occupant of the parking lot.
The suspect was released without further questioning but not until Patrolman Alfred Redding
drove Heriberto Vidiana to Winchell's and bought Heriberto a coffee and donut.
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Footnote
MI SILLA! MI SILLA! is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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This is GODFATHER OF MATH, The Sequel <<<<<>>>> If you continue reading, you may need laughter insurance.
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I think therefore I am troubled = RENEE DESCARTES<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
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