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Saturday, July 26, 2014

Shorty Altuve

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Highest Batting Average in American League

At 5' 5,"
Jose Altuve
is the shortest man
in Major League Baseball.

Today, no one
in the American League
has a higher batting average.

How is this possible?
The explanation is real simple...
Look at his driver's license:

He was born on May 6,1990.



He has the same birthday as WILLIE MAYS!


What better karma can a baseball player be born with?

September 29, 1954







Growing up in New York,
I was a good Catholic boy
who believed in God

And I was convinced 
that God sat at
Willie Mays'
right hand


  
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