The American Journal Of Criminal Psychology
has found a nearly perfect statistical correlation between children who
were denied a toy they wanted when visiting a store with their parents
and the later development of homicidal behavior. “We found that even
after just one instance of being told ‘no’ in a toy store aisle,
children may begin to exhibit their first violent impulses, which often
later manifest as a compulsive need to kill others during adulthood,” said forensic psychologist Edgar Pruitt, whose study tracked the emergence of deviant, psychopathic traits...
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Sounds like they are on to something. Wouldn't it be funny? Maybe not.
ReplyDeleteThe many layers of ONION NEWS enable their multi-talented journalists
ReplyDeleteto lay out dark truthisitics and get on to many somethings
as long as there is a chuckle in there somewhere.
For ONIONistas, Comedy & Tragedy are eternal bedmates
in a bed balancing on the head of a pin.
I eagerly await ONION's take on the death of Cornelius Gurlitt.
Mr. Gurlitt began life by sitting on the knee of Herr Goring und
Herr Hitler while his father explained to Herman & Adolf
how to correctly pronounce the name Tolouse-Lautrec.
Eighty-one years later, Mr. Gurlitt ended life
owning more than one billion dollars
worth of art that touched
many Nazi hands.
However, there has got to be
some acidic Gurlitt humor superior
to what you just read.
The Gurli man died on May 6, 2014.