The GoodFather of Math: Where Do Hairplugs Come From?

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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
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Thursday, May 8, 2014

Where Do Hairplugs Come From?

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Or do they just grow...

Grow–they do–

Right out of the soil

In a rock garden

Owned by Patty McBoil!

She does it with grain

She does it with weed

Illuminus sillificate

Is her pebble feed!

Now hear this:

(Please try to remember)

a HAIR CLUB grower

Is not

a HAIR CLUB member!

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Footnotes

The M©Boil Plug Farm
prospers on a subterranean rooftop
in Eugene, Oregon–three flights
down and up from the headquarters
of the Oregano News Organization.

O.N.O is an affiliate of the
Lewis Carroll School of Logic.

Patty M©Boil is Mrs. CarPeo's cousin.

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