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Thursday, May 1, 2014

Steve's Revisionist History

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Steve Harvey




"Mr. H never used the N-word
  and he was a vegetarian.

"Maybe we need to reconsider
  the man.

"My guest today is from Yale University.
  Dr. Andrew Umlaut is the author of
  Neo  Hitler: A Modern Perspective.

"Everyone in the studio audience
  will get  free streudel."
 
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 30, 2014 at 4:29 PM

    Ladies enjoy his show!

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    1. Paul OliverioMay 31, 2014 at 9:41 AM

      Ladies enjoy the show
      but women know better!

      Especially when he says boaf
      instead of both.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 15, 2014 at 8:44 AM

    He says "you and I" who does that anymore?
    But it IS correct.

    He supports the family and structure for singles.

    He breaks into racial stereotype and brings similarity to forefront.

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