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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes = G. CARLIN...Stain glass, engraved glass, frosted glass
–give me plain glass = JOHN FOWLES...Music is the mathematics of the gods = PYTHAGORAS...Nothing is more fluid than language = R. L. SWIHART
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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

The Cancellation Of Nice

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A young man was stopped at a traffic light.

Facing him, from the oncoming turn lane, was a yellow 2012 Saturn
with matching blonde hair  behind  the wheel.

She was  looking straight at him and smiling while her left-turn signal flashed.

The young man smiled back at her  even though he was not in the turn lane.

He was in the only thru traffic lane, facing west. When the light  turned green,
he did not move his car but courteously signaled to the woman to make her turn
and she proceeded to do so.

Her smile widened as did a young man's spontaneous fantasy.
But then she was gone from his life.

A tractor-trailer,  immediately  behind her Saturn, also made the left turn
in front of the young man's 1999 Honda Civic.

A baritone truck horn honked approvingly.

Both the blonde and the trucker would no doubt regard this young man
as a nice person for yielding to their vehicles.

But if you looked in the rear view mirror of the Honda Civic,
you would  see no evidence of automotive gratitude.

Five irate drivers were delayed in the thru traffic lane even though
they had the right-of-way.

They could not move  their cars  until  the  Safeway truck,
with its mural of ten-feet-tall bananas and other lush fruit,
had completed a left turn.

All because of a "nice" young man.


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Footnote
THE CANCELLATION OF NICE is the copyrighted property of LCSoL.
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6 comments:

  1. No good deed goes unpunished and will be deleted

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    1. Hopefully, good deeds are feted
      rather than deleted.

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  2. A healthy misanthrope will tell how few and far between
    and suspect these deeds can be.

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  3. Without misanthropes, there would be no thropes.

    A healthy misanthrope is someone whose good deeds
    would never happen in the absence
    of a camera or bullhorn.

    Without yin there is no yang
    but cameras are forever.
    However...
    none were used in the making of this page
    which...
    was factually based on an incident
    in Toluca Lake

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    1. Waza Tuluca?

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    2. It's like Beverly Hills without all the unnecessary attention.

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